By C. H. Dalton
A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud background and vivid way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist reviews and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a undertaking to explain the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new new release of hate-mongers. proposing proof that everybody might be hated (even white people), A useful advisor to Racism comprises glowing bits of knowledge on such matters as:
• the nice existence loved by way of blacks, who shuffle via lifestyles unhindered through the white man’s burdens, resembling opposite racism and white slavery, to turn into complete athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the sorrowful tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose whole acceptance is sullied through their unlucky flavor for the blood of Christian babies.
• a detailed examine the unusual, sweet-smelling race often called “women,” who're no longer strong at anything— specially ruling the loose world.
• a very important guide to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're vulnerable to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with guidelines for telling aside a race of people that all glance an analogous.
additionally integrated is a entire word list of undying epithets, with 1000's of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A useful advisor to Racism is certain to spark sincere, instructive discourse.
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